It’s freaking cheap! Where else can you rent a condo a block from the beach for $500 USD!
You can buy a teenie tiny chip for your XBox that gives you 300 games for like $30 dollars.
Pizza comes with pineapple on it.
Hamburgers come with pineapple on it.
A maid is 54 pesos an hour- less than $5 USD – and she will bring you a 3 milk cake and a present for your birthday.
Your Mexican income tax bill for the year is $80 dollars.
Beautiful sunsets every night.
Shrimp and seafood are one of the cheapest foods you can eat in Puerto Vallarta.